MY FRIEND SMELLS |

TELL YOUR FRIEND HE STINKS – WE’LL KEEP IT ANONYMOUS

LET US DO YOUR DIRTY WORK. WE'LL SHIP YOUR FRIEND A COLOGNE WIPE WITH A NOTE LETTING THEM KNOW HOW BAD THEY SMELL!

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Everyone has a stinky friend.

A classmate, co-worker, boss, sibling or other stank suspect.

Those days of smelliness are over – here is your chance to tell them what’s up.

Send 1 wipe for $1.99

And if they REALLY smell you can send 4 wipes for $4.99

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Testimonials

I've been waiting to tell my ex boyfriend he smells like crap to his face! This is so much better!
Wendy Marsh - Austin, TX
For less than $5 bucks, you will send my friend in China, cologne and a note saying he smells? THANK YOU!
Harris Chan - Los Angeles, CA
My friend always smells! I think I am going to send him one of these every week for a year!
Charles Berlin - Chicago, IL
I sent one to my co-worker at the office to mess with him. We work in a big office and everyone saw his face as he opened the letter. It was priceless!
Joanna Richards - Boulder, CO
I just sent 5 of these to my girlfriend's annoying sorority sisters! They were like 'OMG who sent this?!'
Zach Greenberg - Gainesville, FL

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS!

Is this site real?

Does a bear shit in the woods? Of course this site is real. Like most things, this idea was originally conceived after one too many drinks – and one really smelly friend. Sick and tired of hanging out with a dude with serious B.O., this is the result of a bunch of buddies looking for a good prank – and a great laugh.

Should I tell my friends and/or enemies that they stink?

Why not! For just a couple bucks you can prank anyone you want!

I want to prank a girl but cologne is for men. Do you have perfume wipes?

One of the wipes is unisex, and all orders shipped to girls will include unisex fragrance wipes.

Can this be traced back to me?

No there is nothing linking our packages to you.

Is there a note in the envelope? What does it say?

There is a short note in the envelope. You can see a sample of it on the homepage. The note is not mean and there is no profanity.

Where can I get pocket cologne for myself?

For a variety of fragrances and purchasing options, Click HERE to visit our retail partner.

Do you guys ship internationally?

Yes, we do. 1 wipe orders get charged $3 USD and 4 wipe orders get charged $5 USD.

How long do you take to ship?

Orders are shipped within 2 business days.